I want to get hair extensions for my face and eat dirt from the pavement.
Today I picked up from the street:
A bottle top
A blue plastic bag
An unidentifiable piece of fruit
7 cigarette butts
A piece of hair
A blood stained tissue
A polystyrene container for food (used)
A piece of rubber from a car tire
A dead bird
A beer can
A playing card (7 of hearts – remember this card, you will see it again in the next week)
This is all evidence
This is all in the back of my car in a bin bag.
I want a sticker on my arm or my chest that says 'please do not look at me'
It is easy to get confused.